A Listless Trickle of Why-Should-I's

12:31 am - TDFK

this completely hilarious, but not safe for work. but why're you watching it at work anyway?

04:35 pm - well, shit.

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE

Despite the fact that it was the 1990s and we were used to this sort of thing, and despite the fact that I was only about 14 years old, I still thought that the opening credits of "The X-Files" were a little silly. I mean "Government Denies Knowledge" and "Trust No One" or whatever floating across the screen? Why not just have "This Is Spooky" and "Cloyingly Self-Conscious and Non-Evocative Words" printed up there? But then, I got into it. And then I started to get it. It was camp. Not Kenneth Williams camp, but quasi-Ed Wood camp. It wasn't a serious show, no matter how seriously Mulder took himself, or how seriously Scully took everything except Mulder. Embracing that campness meant that I was able to enjoy the otherwise-ridiculous movie subtitles of FIGHT THE FUTURE and, now, I WANT TO BELIEVE.

( this can't be good )

01:34 am - LMFAO

omg this the funniest shit

i best jesus voted on IMDb a million times to get 'the dark knight' number #1. that tricky guy. what would god say?

10:14 pm - and both babies are a-ma-zing!

05:04 am - i saw i film today, oh boy

THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
GARY OLDMAN
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE DARK KNIGHT

HEATH
HEATH
HEATH
HEATH
HEATH
HEATH

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG


THE DARK KNIGHT.

12:19 am - oh, x-files

x-files, you saucy minx! you are like an abusive spouse. you are very good in bed but you are emotionally abusive. our first six seasons years together were bliss. our hairstyles were great. by our seventh year together, we both knew it was over. the next year, you--sniff--left me. i watched as you grew fat in bald in the next year. you were almost recognizable. it made me sad, x-files. so sad. what had happened to you? you used to look great in a speedo, your cliffhangers were the best i'd ever seen. oh, how the mighty had fallen.

and now, now, x-files, like the swallows to capistrano, or perhaps a more applicable analogy, you're back in my life. i've seen the ads for your new film, and i have to admit, you're looking a little better. not season year 5 great, but not bad. there was a time, x-files, when i swore i'd camp out to see you again. days, i said, there was nothing that could keep me away from you upon your return.

but now i'm not so sure. i've read some disquieting rumors about your film's plot. about the treament of "the 'ship." baby, don't you know the equation? UST > MSR.

you're tearing me up inside, x-files. i don't want to get hurt again. why do i always come back to you? why? like a bungee cord, or yo-yo with daddy issues.

goddamn you, x-files, i love you!

04:10 am - the right kind of eyes

01:28 am - zac efron ain't got nothing on buster keaton

no thanks:


yes please:

11:35 pm - well, fuck.

11:10 pm - RDJ

it's like all of my fetishes rolled into one photo.

11:04 pm - randomness of the day

so...i just applied to be on that gameshow 'duel.'

i kind of have no idea why.




OMG


what if i get picked?

this is all your fault, mike greenberg!

03:59 pm - too much motherfucking good news to DEAL

what makes failing my midterm allll better?

(  'Fox Force Five.' Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one...two...three...four...five of us. )

01:20 am

"When I first saw Bon Bon on the set, I didn't realize it was Johnny. I just looked at this girl with heavy makeup and the big behind and thought, man, I could get into that. I still felt that way after I realized it was Johnny. He's such a beautiful guy - who wouldn't make love to him? And I know a lot of real girls who would like to kill to have Bon Bon's ass."
--Javier Bardem

Haha. Oh, Javier.

12:31 am - holy rewrite, batman!

there's no batman in this post.
( sorry. )

Current Mood: nervous

05:47 pm - all my dreams are coming true

http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/psycho.html
http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/rear-window.html
http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/vertigo.html

eeeee! truffaut interviewing hitch!

04:17 pm - 'please! this is my chance to be kicked to death in a movie!'

two of my favorite people in ONE COMMERCIAL? thanks, american express!

http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/adtrack/2008-07-06-subway-walmart-busch-fey-scorcese_N.htm

12:40 am - "Really? Worst film you ever saw? Well, my next one will be better!"

( Hooray for Hollywood! )

03:41 pm - wowow

( i'm shivering with antici-------- )

01:57 am - it took me a while....

but i finally finished the list.


( the ABCs of sexy )

11:49 pm - bond.

( james bond. )